So you wanna dive into the crappy corner of conversation? Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause Turd Talk is where the real talk. We ain't pulling punches here. This is where you can unleash your complaints about everything and anything, from your neighbor's questionable lawn ornaments. We don't judge in this circle. Just remember, keep it real and let those fecal facts fly.

Shit Happens

Life throws you some serious curveballs. No matter how damned you try to scheme everything, sometimes chaos is just around the corner. You can worry about it all you want, but truth is, shit happens.

It's a part of life, like sleeping. You can't avoid it, so instead of freaking out, just go with with it. Sometimes the best thing you can do is grin and say, "Well, crap happens."

That's not to say that everything bad is just meant to be. It takes some effort to bounce back the tough times, but there are always ways to improve.

Remember that even when things suck, they won't last forever. The sun will someday come out again. So, the next time crap hits the fan, just take a deep breath and remember that you can handle here it. You're tougher than you think.

Dump Everything

Life can become chaotic. We gather things, both tangible and intangible, that we may not need or even want anymore. This disorder can weigh us heavily. It's time to take a stand against the stuff!

Take control by decluttering it all. Don't be afraid to part with things that no longer serve you. It's a fresh start to lighten your life and develop a more balanced existence.

Here are some tips for managing this monumental task:

* Start small

* Be ruthless

* {Donate, sell, or recycleyour unwanted items

Remember, don't hesitate to part with possessions. It takes time, but the rewards are unforgettable.

Jesus Crap!

Okay, so I was just sipping/munching/noshing on my sandwich/snack/dinner, and BAM! This crazy/wild/insane thing/situation/event just happened/occurred/went down. I'm totally/completely/utterly shocked/surprised/flabbergasted.

I mean, seriously? This is nuts/bonkers/wacko. I need to take a breath/chill out/compose myself because my head/brain/thoughts are spinning/going haywire/in overdrive.

Take a Load Off - for a bit

Sometimes life just throws you a curveball, doesn't it? It can get pretty crazy out there. Between work, relationships, chores/tasks/responsibilities, and just trying to keep up with everything, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. That's why it's so important to take some time for yourself and de-stress/chill out/unwind. Find something that helps you relax/makes you happy/brings you joy - maybe it's reading a good book, taking a hot bath, or just spending some time in nature. Whatever it is, do it regularly. Your mind and body will thank you for it.

• Give yourself permission/Take the time/Allow yourself
• To rest and recharge
• You're worth it!

The Big Guy is on the Line

Your phone is buzzing. A call from above. It's her, Number Two, and it's a go. This isn't your typical discussion. The stakes are higher, the tension thicker than ketchup. You can practically taste the adrenaline pumping through your veins. Time to gear down. Number Two needs you, and that means a whole lot of trouble is on its way.

• Pay attention
• Get ready to roll
• Don't hesitate